Punjabi New Year SMS Jokes


Punjabi New Year SMS Jokes


Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,

Khadke glassi in the bar,

Punjabi Bhangra te

Chicken Fry,

Always TALLI

never CRY !!!

Happy New Year Dear

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Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,

Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,

Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,

Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

Happy New Year Dear

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Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.

Happy New Year Dear

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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Happy New Year Dear

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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Happy New Year Dear

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