Haryanvi New Year SMS Jokes


New Year Haryanvi SMS Jokes:

Ek BAARI ek Maruti alde na truck maa peechey se de maari, aur truck ke niche bad gayaa. Truck driver khidkii se sir kadhke bola,
“Arre bhai chungh li ho to bahar kadh de.”
Happy New Year

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Ek tau bus condoctor se bujhan lagaa, “bhai re mande Rohtak jana sai, ya bus kit tak javegi?”
O bolaa, “Dilli javegi”.
Tau pher bolya, “Per re iss borad pe to Rohtak likh rakha se.”
Conductor bolya, “Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bhag ja pher.”
Happy new Year

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Ek jaat doosre jaat se,
“Are tanne bera ke Hanuman ji bhi jaat tha?”
Doosra bola, ” Tane kyunkar bera pata?”
Pehley wala bola,
“Lugai to ram ki khui thi aur aag Hanuman ne apndi punch mein laa li! Jat ke siwa aur koi issa kaam kar ni sakkai?”
Happy New Year

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Ek shahrii babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhand lagaya.
Mollad bolya, “Nu kar tu yahan te khambhe ne ho liyey aur aage jakkae sajjhe ne.”
Babbuji bola, “Bhai sahab main aap se aap aaap karke baat kar raha huin aur aap mujhe tu tu bol rahey ho.
Molad bola, “Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?”
Happy New Year

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Ek saadi te ghanda dare kare tha. Ek bai gaaam me thanedaar aaga usse din uss bhai ki bhans kisse kii jowar khagi. Ghanda ulahanda aan laga. To uske ghar wale bole, “Thanedar saab issne dara dhamka ke ne shadi tahi tayar kara do yo saadi te bahut darre sai.”
Thanedar ne us bhai ne darra dhamka ke bola, “Teri yehi saja hai ke tere ko shadi karni padegi.”
Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, “aE bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thi ke?”
Happy New Year

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