Rich wife Joke

2 frds talking:
Hey, I got married!

Oh,dat gud!
No,dats bad. she's ugly!

Oh,dats Bad!
No.dats Gud. She's rich!

Oh! Dats gud!
No,dats bad ! she won't give me a rupee!

Oh, dats bad!
No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!

Oh.dats gud.
No.dats bad! The house burnt down!

Oh,dats bad!.
No, dats gud! She was inside……:P

Unfaithful wife Joke

Why did u shoot ur wife?
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting
one man every week