Happy New Year Marathi SMS

New year jokes in Marathi
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Swagat nav varshache.
Asha aakankshache.
Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE.
�Happy Gudipadwa�.




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Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
Wahun jate sahwasache pani
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto�
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani�e.




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Rang-gandhachya utsavat
Samil hou ya sarejan
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .




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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain




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Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes<
Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes

Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes?




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Na sampnare akhand swapna asave
na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet

grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet
na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet




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Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?




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When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal




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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap




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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.



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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?




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Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan




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In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu




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Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..




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Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..




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Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"
Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te




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Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt




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Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...




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Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar

T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).




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Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...




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Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
Najray samor dhukaa vaatel

Aas pass konich disnar nahee
Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl




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Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key ?