June 2010

friendly tamil good evening sms

Friendly Tamil Good Evening SMS

****SMS Jokes****

Mudivillatha oru neenda pathaiyil payanikkiren...
Mudivil nee irupai endru...!
Endrum natpudan…
Good evening :-)

****SMS Jokes****

Poovai vida un manaasai athihama neysikkiren. Yen enral povukku vasamthan athigam, anal un manathirku pasam athigam..
Good evening.

****SMS Jokes****

Nizhal kooda unnai vittu piriyum: iravu nerathil!
En ninaivugal endrum uunnai vittu piriyathu yentha nerathilum!
gud evening.

Save trees Haikoo SMS

Save trees Haikoo SMS

Best Haikoo:
Maram vetti kalaithupona Manithan...
ilaippara thedinaan oru Marathin nizhalai.....
Pls save trees.

bengali friendship sms

bengali friendship sms

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear.

Basant Panchami text message

Basant Panchami text message

On the auspicious day of Basant Panchami.
Wish you life is illuminiated with
the light of learning
and the eternal flame of knowledge

father girl mobile sms

father girl mobile sms

Father: Ennamaa daily 3 hours boy friends kuda phonela arattai adippa, Innaiku 1 hourla vachutta...?
Girl: Wrong number pa...!
Father: Eeshwaraaa????

SMS Super kavithai

SMS Super kavithai

Super kavithai:
"Nee Yennai Visham Vaithu Kondru Irundhal Kooda Vittu Irupen.!"
"Paasam Vaithu Kolgiraye.!"
"Paithiyam Aagi Vitten..."

Un anbal...!

famous chinese tamil sms

famous chinese tamil sms

Life has so mch to teach us..
Once a famous Chinese poet said..

"Singliyo chuva chongloma ciyona sung una sevol ujnar"

Wow ! asathittaru la ?

Tamil thathuvam messages

Tamil thathuvam messages

Super Punch:- Top-up pottu SMS anuppum, Nanbanai Nambu...
Make-up pottu missed call kodukum pennai nambaathae.

Tamil insult sms jokes

Tamil insult sms jokes

Pookkalukku Pesa Theriyaathu...!
Therinthal Solli vidum....!
Indha sms padikra vangala vida anupravanga Romba alagu Endru.

Funny Bangali/Bangla jokes.

Funny Bangali/Bangla jokes.
Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma

Bhalo Bangla jokes

Bhalo Bangla jokes

Ek Hojur Biya korbo... but uni virgin meya khujtachey biya korar jonno. to virgin meya to ghotok dia khujley paoa jabey na, tai uni nijeyi meya daktey gachen. To meyar Ma, Babar shatey kotha barta boley Hojur bollo ami meytar shatey eka eka kichu khon kotha boltey chai. To meyar Baap Ma ar kharap kichu vhabey nai.. Meya ka eka rakhey room thakey ber hoa gachey. To shalar hojur ai fak a korlo ki nijer lungi ta uporey uthaia meya ka jiggesh korey ai ta ki? Meyta dakhey boley aita hochey gia "Dhon". To Hojur bujlo ai meya ta agey dhon dakchey tar maney aita .......... Tar maney aita virgin na. To arek tarey dekh tey gelo. Haidarey ai rokom lungi ultaia jiggai aita ki? Tokhon miya dakhey boley aita hochey "Manik". Hojur buija fello aitao virgin na.

So sha 3 number meya daktey gelo. So shobai jokhon choley gachey tokhon oye meya keo aki vhabey lungi uthia jiggesh korlo aita ki? Tokhon meya ta vhalo vhabey dakhey shuney bollo aita hochey "NUNU". Hojur tokhon money korlo aita money hoi pola pian er ta dakhcey tai or ta ka "NUNU" boley. To Hojur sure hoilo ai meya ta virgin. tarpor ai ta ka biya korlo. Bashor raat a ..... sherey tokhon or Bou ka jiggesh korlo.

"Acha Bou Bou tumi amar oita dakhey oy din nunu bolla keno?"

Tokhon or bou ta bollo tumar ta to Nunoi karon ==> eto toku, ar amar cousin tar ta hochey dhon eto =====> boro

Biggest collection of funny Bangla Jokes

Biggest collection of funny Bangla Jokes on the web.

James Bond went for some shopping in New Market. He went inside a store and met the owner. As usual, he introduced himself as "Bond, James Bond".

The owner thought that this might be the way how people from west introduce themselves. So he started....

Kabir...Uddin,
Kabir...Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Abu Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Jahan Abu Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...PIR-e-Jahan Abu Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin,
Kabir...Hojrot PIR-e-Jahan Abu Jafar Golam Mohammad Kaji Shams Uddin Kabir!!

Since that day if anyone asks James Bond, "What’s your name?”. He simply says "James Bond".

Best Bangla funny jokes

Best Bangla funny jokes
Ekdin ek boro shoro mota lok markete giyechen. Tar cycle ta baire raikha lok te dokaner vitore gelen baazar korte.

Dosh minute pore lok ta dokan theke baire aashlen. chari dike guira dekhen je taar cycle ta nei. keu unar cycle ta churi kore felechen. tokhon uni chete giye ekta boro crowd jome felechen. boro crowder shamne uni jore jore bolen "Je amar cycle churi korche, tara tari amar cycle de, or naile goto bar amar cycle churi korar pore ami ja korchilam, ekhon ami tai kormu." pura crowd got scared abong ek lok pichon theke aisha cycle ta firod diya gelen.

tokhon boro shoro lok ta satisfied hoya cycle loiya choila jaite loichilo. thik tokhon ek lok crowd theke bollen "ei je bhai, gotobar jokhon aponar cycle churi korchilo, aponi ki korchen?" tokhon boro shoro lok ta bollen "Ji bhai, gotobar jokhon amar cycle churi korchilo, ami haitta bari gechilam."

Best funny Bangla jokes

Best funny Bangla jokes

Dui bondhu shob shomoye chitting korey matric, I.A etc. Paash korey eshechey. Oder moddhey ekjon chilo buddhimaan ar arekta chilo habla. to buddhimaan ta always habla takey help korto porikkahye... Taar por tara jokhon pora shesh korey job kortey jacchilo tokhon:
Habla: "Accha tumi amakey job niteyo help koro.
buddhimaan:"Ami tomakey job e kemney help kori? porikkhaye to Question gula jantaam kintoo job er question gulo to jani na".
Tarpor habla ta jobab
Habla:"tumi amakey just answer guloi boley diyo".
buddhimaan: "thikachay"...
Taar por buddhimaan takey daka holo takey proshno kora holo:

Q-1: "Apni kon shaley jonmo hoyechen?"
Ans-1: "42 te hobar kotha chilo kintoo 47e hoyechi."
Boss: "ki?"
Taarpor takey 2nd Quetion jigish korlo:

Q-2: "Apnar bap er naam ki?"
Ans-2: "Kakey cherey kakey bolbo?"
Boss: (in anger) "apni ki pagol naki?"
Ans: "Gobeshona cholchey"......

Bangla Jokes

Bangla jokes.
Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :

Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :

Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. :

Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
A: Keyhollo?

Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong?
A: Gun-goli.

Tamil Jokes/SMS

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The best and the biggest collection of tamil jokes and SMS.
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Cinema Tamil Joke
Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!

Tamil Funny Joke
Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.

Computer Thirrukural Tamil SMS Joke
Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal...
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru

Kadhal Tamil Joke
January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

Friendship Vs. Kadhal Tamil Joke
What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

Tamil Exam SMS Joke
exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Nakkal Joke about Friendship and Kadhal
Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .

This is Tamil Comedy Joke
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke
Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

Santa Banta Tamil Joke
One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Tamil Joke about Drinking
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Kadhal SMS Kavithai
Heartbeat Egurum...
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke
Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love
Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!

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