Latest Ramadan-Ramzan SMS
I am coming to your house
I am coming to your house
2 give you
all types of happiness,success & joy
please
welcome me after a few minutes
you know I am yours….
Happy ramadan…
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way & lead us together on the
path of peace & social harmony
Wish you happy Ramadan Mubarak
What A Night, One wakes Another
What A Night, One wakes Another
No Night Could Be Better & No Gift Could Be Better Than a Guide,
For The Journey Of Life, It Is Recommended To Spend A Part Of The Nights In Prayers..
“Seekers are Winners, Sleepers are Losers”
May this Ramadan bring in you the most brightes
May this Ramadan bring in you the most brightest
and choicest happiness and love you have ever wished for
May the festival of lights brighten up yours and your near and dear ones lives.
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Alwida Alwida maahe Ramadan
Alwida Alwida maahe Ramadan
Tere Ane se dil khush howa tha
aour zoq e ibadat berrha tha
Aah!ab dil pe hai gham ka ghalba
Alwida Alwida maahe Ramadan
Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoye unki
Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian
1.Hath me Mobile hoga
2.Angutha buton pr hoga
3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga
4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun
Funny Full Forms of Company names
Funny Full of Company names:
1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems
2. WIPRO : Week Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association And Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. HP : Hen Packed
12. AT & T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting and Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Limited
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. PCL : Poor Computers Limited
20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers
21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties
22. CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
23. TUL : Troubles Un Limited
24 . CTS : Coffee Tea and Snacks
25. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
26. BPL : Below Poverty Line
27. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
Serious Heart Touching Love SMS
Serious and heart touching Love SMS collection:
I love all the stars in the sky,
but they are nothing
compared to the ones in your eyes!
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Love deeply and forgive quickly
take chances
give everything
have no regrets
cause life is too short 2 b unhappy
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Love is possible after friendship but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
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Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
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Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
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I was on a ship thinking of you.
when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.
then i promised myself that until someone finds it.
i wont forget you.
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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u.
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Love is sweet poison: ..
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise ..
and keep out of reach of children ..
and keep it in cool and dark place.
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When it comes 2 love,
its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.
Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?
Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions.
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If I Could Give You
One Thing In My Life,
I Would Give You
The Ability To See
Yourself Through My Eyes
Only Then Would
You Realize How
Special You Are To Me..!
Latest Nepali SMS Jokes
Nepali SMS Jokes:
****SMS JOKES****
yoo khaderima malai dhup hoina chaya chhiyeko cha
yoo jindagima malai rup hoina maya chahiyeko cha
na kulcha jhareka paat samjhera jivan basantilai timi
kinaki malai yeha gandha hoina subas chahiyeko cha |
****SMS JOKES****
mrityu haseko chihan maathi
ful fulla kasori
khuda tawar ko dhar mathi
aama bachlin kasori |
****SMS JOKES****
Din aatine chha,
Raat mattine chha,
Timro mero romance ma,
Khaat bhachine chha |
****SMS JOKES****
Tappa tipera joon,
Timro nidharma chatta tasideula bhanethe
hidne bela
daailaima thes laagyo
hera na!
aajai aausi parechha |
****SMS JOKES****
uffriyau mathi-mathi priye timi,
mutu samma lyauna sakina
dhun timro baneko chuu,
swyam geet banna paena
madhu taranga uthaayera swapnanilma,
ho aafu chaal huna khojethe
tara kinar pani chuna paina |
****SMS JOKES****
jhana chahanchau jau malai chodi,
kaach le baneko yo hridayelai todi,
jaba-jaba baag ma kokil geet gaune cha,
mero yaad le timilai har pal sataune cha |
****SMS JOKES****
Jun bhanda pani sheetal timro muhar bhaye pugyo
dhun bhanda pani komal mayako jhankar bhaya pugyo
kehi chahidaina malai, ye meri hridayeki fhul
timro muharko lajalu muskan bhaye pugyo |
****SMS JOKES****
Maaya garnu paap hoina
Timilai maaya gare, maile
Bhulchu aaba tesdin timilai
Swaas bandha holan, jahile |
****SMS JOKES****
sapana ho jindagi nidayera hera
bacha bandhan sabai bholayera hera
nasa bhitra ragat hoina
timrai muhar salbalauchha
achanoma rakhi chinayera hera |
****SMS JOKES****
lagos badal dhuwa ko aaja yaaha
banos kharani ko thupro
jeevan soche ko thiye, mahal
tara banyo aaja jhupro |
****SMS JOKES****
aanth le nahase pani
daat le hasnu parcha
maan le tiraskar gare pani
haat le namaskaar garnu parcha
kina ki
yehi samaj ma bachnu parcha
yehi baato ma hidnu parcha |
Funny Full Form of Love
Here is the best full form of love you might enjoy and share with friends:
L - Long
o - original
v - valuable
e - emotion
L - Lake of sorrow
O - Ocean of tears
V - Valley of death
E - End of life
Loss
Of
Vitamins &
Energies
L for life
O for oriented
V for virtual
E for extradinory feelings
L for lack of life
o for ocean of tears
v for value of death
e end of life
L for long
o original
v valuable
e emotion
L-Loss
O-of
V-valuable
E-energy
Lots Of Vibration and Excitement!!!
Latest Shab-e-Meraj SMS
Namaz Meraj Hi K Moqe Par Farz Ki Gai
'Namaz Momin Ki Meraj Hai
Q K
Namaz Meraj Hi K Moqe Par
Farz Ki Gai - ....'
Safr-E-Meraj Ki Sab Se PehLe
'RASOOL ALLAH Ky
Safr.E.Meraj Ki Sab Se PehLe
Takzeeb (Inkar) Kafiron K ....'
27 Rajab Ka Roza Rakh Kar Iftiaar K
'*FAIZAN-E-RAJAB*
27 Rajab Ka Roza Rakh Kar Iftiaar K Waqt Dua Karna,
10 S....'
Funny Bangla SMS Jokes
Ek ta kotha bolbo
Wife: Ek ta kothaa bolbo, marbaa na to?
Husband: Ki bolbaa?
khusir khobor
Wife: Amii pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kaan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam, baba oneeek marchhilo.
Bibaher prothom raat!
Husband taar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole amii kuno din a kaj free kori ni
Wife taar husband-k 200 Taka firot dia bole 800 Takar beshii amio kunodin ne ni.
SHUVO NABOOBARSHO
Natun Surjo !
Notun Akash !
MistiI Rood !
MistiI Batas !
Fotua Panjabi !
Tater Shari !
Rabi, Nazrul-Jari !
PantaA Vater Hari .
"SHUVO NABOOBARSHO" 141.... grohon koro.
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao AbAar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Saraa Raat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abaar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Funny Marathi SMS Joke
गंपूला एक जण सारखा सारखा मिस्ड कॉल देऊन त्र
ास देत असतो . कंटाळून गंपू सिमकार्ड बदलतो आणि त्याला एसएमएस करतो , ' मी ते सिमकार्ड बंद केलं .... आता कसा मला मिस्ड कॉल देशील ??
Funny Marathi SMS Joke
गंपूला एक जण सारखा सारखा मिस्ड कॉल देऊन त्र
ास देत असतो . कंटाळून गंपू सिमकार्ड बदलतो आणि त्याला एसएमएस करतो , ' मी ते सिमकार्ड बंद केलं .... आता कसा मला मिस्ड कॉल देशील ??
Rama Shyama Kannada Joke
Rama Shyama Kannada Joke
Rama pakkadamane shyaamanige: shyama, mane khaali maadtaa iddeerante?
Shyama: haudu kano rama
Rama: naanu bahala dinadinda khaali maadabeku antidde.
Shyama: matte yaavaaga khaali maaduttee rama
Rama: neenu maadtaa iddiyalla, inyaake naanu khaali maadodu bidu
Kannada Joke
Patrakarta: nimma hosa chitradha bagge janara abhipraaya hegide?
Nirmaapaka: kelavarige ishtavaagidhe, kelavarige aagilla
Patrakarta: haagandare?
Nirmaapaka: namage ishtavaayitu, prakshakarige ishtavaagilla
Sweet tamil sms joke
Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi
Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.
Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.
Y?
Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).
No No Alakoodathu.
Two LKG Boys Joke
LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.
Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
Tamil Joke in English
Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"
Seriyana Mokkai Joke
How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO
Rude and Funny Tamil SMS
oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?
Masa kadi SMS Joke
Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
Thabal'nu uluvaar
Sema Kadi Joke
How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail
Aruvai Joke
Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing
SMS Teaser in Tamil
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
...Press down...
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.
.
.
"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.
Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!
తెలుగు జోక్స్ (Jokes in Telugu)
"నాన్నా... నాన్నా... నాకు సన్నాయి నేర్చుకోవాలనుంది. నేను నేర్చుకోవటానికి ఒక సన్నాయి కొనిపెట్టవా?" ఐదో కొడుకు అడిగాడు తండ్రిని.
"వద్దురా.. వేళాపాళా లేకుండా వాయిస్తే ఇంట్లో గోలగా ఉంటుంది" అన్నాడు తండ్రి.
"ఫర్లేదు నాన్నా... మీరంతా నిద్ర పోయిన తరువాత వాయించుకుంటాను" చెప్పాడు కొడుకు అమాయకంగా.
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పట్టుదల
"పట్టుదల ఉంటే మనిషి సాధించలేనిది లేదోయ్" అన్నాడు నరసింహం
"అలాగా.... అయితే ఈ గ్లాసులో పాలు కింద పోస్తాను. మీ పట్టుదలతో తిరిగి గ్లాసులో నింపండి చూద్దాం" ఎదురన్నాడు కుర్రాడు.
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భయం "నాకూ, మా ఆవిడకు ఏమైనా గొడవయితే నేను వెంటనే మా ఇంట్లో బావిని చెక్కతో మూసి ఉంచుతాను"
"ఏం.... మీ ఆవిడ అలిగి నూతిలో దూకి ఆత్మహత్య చేసుకుంటుందని భయమా?"
"కాదు..... నన్ను తోసేస్తుందని."
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