Funny Telugu SMS Jokes

** sms: **
kannu teristhe jananam,
kannu musthe maranam,
reppa paatu kaalamlo saage
ee jeevita prayanamlo labinchina
nee sneham oka madhuram, nestham..

☺☺☺☺ ☺☺☺☺ ☺☺☺☺

** sms: **
aagi poku kalama asha teere varaku,
jaari poku meghama jjallu kurise varaku,
vaadi poku pushpama astaminche varaku,
vidi poku nestama bratiki unnanta varaku..


** sms: **
Nee Premani Panchu
Naa Hrudayapu Tanchu
Manisini Matram Kanchu
Nalo Manchini Yencho
Manchivadine Inchuminchu

** sms: **
Nee Sneham oka Sundara Swapnam Nee parichayam oka sundara kavyam Enni Janmalado ee SNEHA BANDHAM Ninu veedanu antundi Naa HRUDAYAM.......

** sms: **
Nestama .. Eee Chirugali
Neeku Jola padutu unte!
Valipoye Nee Kanureppala matuna
koti Kalalu Udayinchalani
Nee prati kala Nijam kavalani
Aasistu ne SNEHITUDU...

** sms: **
welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com

** sms: **
ROJULO prati kshanam Viluvinade.
UDAYAM HOPE to Modalite,
MADHYANAM FAITH vastundi.
SAYANTRAM LOVE Pondite,
RATRI REST nu Mosukostundi. Evanni roju NEE JEEVITAM lo, Jaragalani Aasistu,

** sms: **
Prashantamina Vatavaranam,
Tension leni Jeevitam,
Anandamina Spoorthi,
Aarogya vantamina Body,
Maduramina Prema,
Evanni Neeku Andaalani NENU Aasistunnanu!
Nutana Sanvatchara SUBHAKANKSHALU!

** sms: **
Nee Sneham oka Sundara Swapnam Nee parichayam oka sundara kavyam Enni Janmalado ee SNEHA BANDHAM Ninu veedanu antundi Naa HRUDAYAM.......

** sms: **
Anandam Cheppalenidi
Sontosham Pattaranidi
Kopam Panikiranidi
But Sneham Maruvaleni

** sms: **
Nestama .. Eee Chirugali
Neeku Jola padutu unte!
Valipoye Nee Kanureppala matuna
koti Kalalu Udayinchalani
Nee prati kala Nijam kavalani
Aasistu ne SNEHITUDU...

** sms: **
Kirananiki Cheekati Ledu..
Sirimuvvaki Mounam Ledu..
Chirunavvu ki Maranam Ledu..
Mana SNEHANIKI Antam Ledu
Mariche SNEHAM Cheyaku..

** sms:**
Kalala Prayanam Melukuva varake
Alala Prayanam Teeram Varake
Prema Prayanam Pellivarake
Kanee SNEHA PRAYANAM Maranam Varaku.

Funny Bangla Language words

Funny things about Bangla Language words:

An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong! Bong
A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee
An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee
An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu
A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu
A Bengali marriage? Bedding
A Bengali voyeur? Keyhollo
A mad Bengali? In Sen (insane)
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha
A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla
What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal? The Bengali Ego
When does a Bengali sound like a dog? When he says Bow (wow)
Also when he bharks! (works).

ASCII Code sonakshi picture sms

ASCII Code Sonakshi Sinha picture sms,Picture msg:

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Best ASCII image of Taj Mahal,best suited for scrap and picture SMS:

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जिथे बोलण्यासाठी "शब्दांची" गरज नसते, आनंद दाखवायला "हास्याची"
गरजनसते, दुःख दाखवायला "आसवांची" गरज नसते, न बोलताच
ज्यामध्ये सारे समजते, ती म्हणजे
"मैत्री"!
||शुभ रात्री||

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काही मिळवण्यापेक्षा काही हरवण्याची मजा वेगळीच असते,बंद डोळ्यांनी कुणाची आठवण करण्याची मजा वेगळीच असते,अश्रु बनतात शब्द,आणि शब्द बनतात कविता,खरंच कुणाच्या आठवणी सोबत जगण्याची मजा वेगळीच असते.

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कॉलेज जीवनात माझी एक मनिषा होती की संगीतावर प्रेम करावं , तशी भावनाही माझ्या मनात होती , प्रेरणा तर रोजच भेटायची साधना ही माझी पक्की होती, पण आशा जवळ असतानांही माझ्या पदरी निराशाच पडली, आणि आता माझ्या जवळ फक्त कल्पनाच राहीली ...!

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कुणीतरी लागतं आपल्याला वेड म्हणणारं,
वेड म्हणताना आपल्यातलं शहाणपण जाणणारं,
कुणीतरी लागतं आपल्याला साथ देणारं, पडत असताना अलगद तोल सावरणारं,
कुणीतरी लागतं आपलेपण जाणणारं, सुख-दूःखाच्या क्षणांना ह्रदयात साठवणारं,
कुणीतरी लागतं नातं जपणारं, नात्यातील अश्रुंची किंमत जाणणारं,
कुणीतरी लागतं आपल्याला आपलं म्हणणारं, दूर राहूनही आपलेपण जपणारं...

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दो पल कि जिँदगी यू बीत जायेगी,
कल फिर नई सुबह आयेगी,
अगर दोस्तोँ कि याद सतायेगी,
तो कसम से आपकी याद सबसे पहले आयेगी.

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तिला जाणिवही नसेल तिच्यासाठी कुणीतरी झुरते, कळीला त्रास होऊ नये म्हणून एक फुलपाखरू बागेबाहेरच फिरते. किती त्रास द्यावा एखाद्याला यालाही काही प्रमाण असते, आपल्यावरून विचार करावा समोरच्यालाही 'मन' असते.