Good night marathi sms joke

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

Good night.

Good morning marathi sms joke

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re

Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

Good Morning