Marathi jokes SMS

ekda alibaba guha shodhat khup lamb chalat gela......
tari guha yetch navhati.....  mag khup lamb gelyavar guha ali...
tar mag alibaba kay mhanala asel???????????????????????????




AALI BABA!!!!!

Marathi jokes SMS

ekda alibaba guha shodhat khup lamb chalat gela......
tari guha yetch navhati.....  mag khup lamb gelyavar guha ali...

kul ja sim sim
dar nahi ughadale



kul ja sim_sim
tari pan dar nahi ughadale


kul ja sim123
tari pan dar nahi ughadale


ani nantar alibaba kahitari mhana ani dar uhgadale
kay????





DAYA!!!!!

Marathi Jokes SMS

Marathi
Ganpat riksha driver la vicharto : kay re wakad la janar ka ??
riksha driver : hoy saheb..
Ganpat : Ja ki mag .. ka thambla aahes ????

Hindi:
Ganpat autowale se puchta hai : bhayya wakad jaoge kya ??
Autowala : chalunga na..
Ganpat : to jao na kyu ruke ho ???

Marathi Jokes SMS

Chandu:-kay re kiti vajlet?
Bandu :- Daha panchechalis.....

Chandu:-shakyach nahi..

10 panche 50 hotat.....

Marathi jokes/sms

Marathi jokes/sms

3 prani, ek Zural, ek mungi aani ek Gom paij lavtat aani te paij gom harte.. Tyamule tile treat dyavi lagnar ase bakiche doghe thravtat. Gom pizza party denyache kabul karte aani 5 minitat parat yete sangun gharabaher janyas nighte.
1- tas.........2-tas.........Gom gayab....
Shevti kantalun Zural baher yeun baghte teva tyale kalte ki Gomila etka wel ka lagla te?

ka?

ka?

ka?


ka?


panchat answer: Gom chappal ghalat aste!!!

Marathi jokes/sms

Marathi jokes/sms ek mulga dance karat asto, dusara tyala mhanto, " kay re dance kartoy kay" pahila," Nahi, dance kartoy" Dusara," accha, mala watale dance kartoy".

MARATHI JOKES/SMS

MARATHI JOKES/SMS

ekda hathi mungi la marayala tichya maage dhavat asto...mungi mandiraat jaun lapte...tari hathi tila shodhun kaadhto and maarto....hathi la kase kalale mungi aat hoti?
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mandirachya baher tyane mungichi chappal bagithli hoti...

Marathi Jokes SMS

Friends,baraych divasanni punha ekada mi majhi ek kavita ithe post karate ahe... ani kavitech naav ahe..

        "Tee Ghadate aahe"

Tee Ghadate aahe... kalasange badalte aahe...
veleshi haat milavani karun swatahala savarte ahe..Tee Ghadate aahe

Eka navya aashene, navya umedine,
punha ekada navyane swathashich ladhate aahe..Tee Ghadate aahe

Gatkalala mage lotun,vartmanala hati dharun,
navya bhavishyachi navi gaath bandhate aahe..Tee Ghadate aahe

Dukhhanche halle pachaun,othi hasya fulaun
navya sukhacha nava shodh tee gete aahe..Tee Ghadate aahe

Udhvast manala, jevanatalya bhayan vadalala
aatmvishwasachya urmine  lilaya pelatate aahe...Tee Ghadate aahe

Jaganyachya chadha-odhit, naatyanchya gardit
swathachi asmita japun,tee manatil olawa kuruwalate aahe...Tee Ghadate aahe

Ddhasalala jari tol manacha,dukhavala jari dhaga jagnyacha
gatt manane,navya jiddine, unch bharari gheu pahate aahe...tee Ghadate aahe

Nehmich yenarya pawasat navyane bhijun,kshnacha anandhi mothala manun
jeevanache khare rup mothya koutukane nyahalate aahe...Tee Ghadate aahe

Marathi Jokes SMS

So lets begin the Adventurous journey of Poetry once again...
iss baar ek alag andaaz me..naiee rachanaonke saath

Navin rang, navin dhanga navakavinchi navin zhinga,
navina bhasha, navina Kawwya, ghya navyane bhijuna chimba
toduni bhasheche bandha karu saajaraa haa sohalaa
Ya navvyane shodhanya to Rang Maza Vegalaa
                                       …to Rang Maza Vegalaa!!

Marathi jokes SMS

Itke divas tumchya pasna dur rahilyavar...
aur aaplogonka behisaab pyaar paakar...
I came to this decision, being a +ve Thinker
k sadda jee naiyo lagada RMV (Rang Maza Vegala) bigar...