Good Night Jokes/Sms

I waz sleeping!
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To say u

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HEllo Moon,
My friend is Going to Sleep.
Tell to your Brother sun to raise tomorrow late.
Because my friend wants More relax.
****Good Night*****


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Raat Kafi Ho Chuki Hai
Ab Chiragh Bujha Dijiye
Ek Haseen Khwab Raah Dekhta Hai Aapki,
Bas Palko Ke Parde Giraa Di jeay
##..** Good Night ##..**

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The love we shared will see u through,
Hold on with all ur might,
To all the faith and love we shared
For this iz just Good-Night.


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I wish moon alwayz b full nd bright. nd u always b cool nd right. Whnever u go 2 switch off d light. Remember tht I am wishing u good night

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As day turns to night.,.keep your worries out ov sight....no matter how tough tha world may seem...you still deserve the sweetest dream ..... good night honey.

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If you feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
yoU know whts wrong?
yoU are suffering 4rm lack ov Vitamin
Good Night


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A shining ANGEL stands beside ur silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on yoU
nd saying Good Night nd Sweet Dreams.


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Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jao.
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao.
Agar kuch bhi na kar sako to ae dost.
Munh mein choosni lo aur so jao.


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A late night sms greting doesnot
only mean good night
It haz a silent message saying
you are my last thought @ night
Good Night


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Good Morning Jokes/Sms

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May U smile lik the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A WoNdErFuL GoOd MoRnInG.

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Wishing u..... Gud Morning ,gud Afternoon ,gud Evening & gud Night.
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I saved the money....

**Happy moments Dont forget me;
Difficult moments,Trust me;
Quiet moments-Call me;
Painful moments Tell me;
Every moment-Bless me;
....Good Morning.....

**Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only one today and I wud not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........

**Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep You safe and happy all day long! Tak Care!

**The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a gud mor, hoping that U have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning!

**The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!

**Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So hav a silent smile always..
Hav a nice day!

**What is Trust?Trust is a feeling tht a one year old child has, when u throw him up in the air & catch him again..he still laughs n enjoys it..
Gud Mor!

**Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than b4...Gud Mor!

**Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Nice day!

**Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that U may keep. May all of ur dreams and wishes come true. Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!Gud Morning!


**Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying gud mor, it has a silent message saying - I Remember U when i wake up! Hav a blessed day!

**Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.

**No one can go back & make a new beginning, but any1 can start frm now and mak a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right and ends Happy! Good Morning.

**True friends are like morning,U can"t have them whole day..,But can be sure they'll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Hav a nice day!

**I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that until someone not finds it, I won't forget U... Good Morning

**If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers,
If I get ur voice, I don't need music,
If ur with me, I don't need the world. luv you, Gud Mor!

**See outside the Window, Sun rising for U,
Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U,
Bcoz, last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Hi..right now I'm coming near to u..in the form of Sunlight. in the form of sweet breeze.in the form of gud wishes to greet u a great gud mrng!

**Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

**Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day!

**Worst thing in life? Some1 has tears in eyes because of U. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U. Gud Day!

**Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.

**Days r empty wen I do'nt hear somthing frm u. Just a simple hello n my worries r thru. Y I feel dis? I think I hav a clue. I am glad I hav a fren like u.Hav a Nic day!

Hindi-Urdu Jokes/Shayeri

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!


Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!


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Zindgi hay to Khwab hain,
Khwab hain to Manzilen hain,
Manzilen hain to Rasty hain,
Rasty hain to Mushkilen hain,
Mushkilen hain to..........
aap kis leye hain.......? " Hath paon hilaen na........"


Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh sms karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy ( Punjabi word)

Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....


Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi


Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....


Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!


Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo





Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara


Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.


Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Hindi Happy Diwali SMS: Ram ji
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

Happy Deepawali sms, Happy Diwali 2009 SMS
Humour sms msgs: WOW
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW !

Humour/funny sms messages
Funny/flirting Boy-vs-Girl SMS : behan
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum dosri shadi karogi?

Girl: nai me apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi

Girl: agar me mar gayi to?

Boy: Me bhi tumari BEHAN ke sath rehlonga
Funny sms message: father in law
law professor ask the student_
which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?

student replies : father in law
Husband-wife and the Gay criminal
A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife

Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.

Husband told Wife

“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,

Be strong I LOVE YOU.”

Wife said:

He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,

need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG

I LOVE YOU TO…

husband: WTF

Funny Orkut scraps, Orkut MSGs
Happy Diwali SMS in sanskrit: Namustute
Shubham karoti kalyanam,

arogram dhana sampada,

shatru buddhi vinashay, deepamjyoti namostute



Wishing u n yr family very HAPPY DIWALI



Happy Diwali SMS msg
Hindi-English: Hinglish SMS messages: Sab kuch
U may b out of my nazar,
But u r not out of my dil.
U may b out of my reach,
But u r not out of my soch.
I may b kuch bi nahin 2 u,
But u’re always sab kuch 2 me!

Hindlish sms message, Love sms, lovely sms msg
Teasing SMS: Boy-girl : Harkat
BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl : Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahin karogay?
Boy : Nahi
Girl: Phir rehnedo kya faida !
Hindi Love sms: Appko Mile khusi
Aapki Zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho
Aapki Aankhe kabhi nam na ho
Aapko mile Zindagi ki har khushi
Bhalehi uss khushi mein hum na ho.



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Christmas jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
What did one Angel say to the other ?
Halo there !
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
What do elephants sing at Christmas ?
No-elephants, no elephants !
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ?
Cross mouse cards !
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

BEST JOKE EVERY BODY MAKES ON NEW YEAR EVE.....

Spending more time with family:
Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother's mother-in-law. "Now I can't make up my mind whether he's my dad or my father-in- law," says my brother, "or if my mother-in-law is now my stepmother, or whether my child is my daughter or my niece." -- Oscar Reagan

Getting in shape:
A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor told him he had to exercise. Soon thereafter, he reluctantly joined us for our 5:30 a.m. jogs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

After a month of running, we decided that my friend might be hooked, especially when he said he had discovered what "runner's euphoria" was. "Runner's euphoria," he explained, "is what I feel at 5:30 on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays." -- Neil P. Budge

Starting that diet:
My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

"Good!" I exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

"Great!" she replied. "I'll ride with you." -- Katina Fisher

Quitting smoking:
I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my 12-year-old daughter. Having struggled for years to quit, I described how I had started smoking to "be cool."

As I outlined the arguments kids might make to tempt her to try it, she stopped me mid-lecture, saying, "Hey, I'll just tell them my mom smokes. How cool can it be?" -- Judi Moore

Eating healthier:
The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert. "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!' " she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month—until you loathe it."

When the woman finished, she paused, looked up, and said, "Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?" -- David Martino

Reducing your debt:
Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard. The wife had rather grand ideas, while the husband wanted costs kept to a minimum. The wife won out, and the construction bill climbed higher and higher.

I dropped by one day, when the patio was near completion, and was surprised to find the husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface. I remarked how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.

“You see where they’re smoothing that cement?” he replied. “I just threw my wife’s credit cards in there.” -- R. Horn

Learning new things:
I was trying to decide what to do for a talent show I planned to enter. Trusting my mother to help me out, I asked, "For the show, what do you think I should do, sing or put on a comedy act?"

Glancing up from her paper, she said dryly, "What's the difference?" -- Kimmie Helk

Better teeth care:
Just because one owns a business doesn't mean it has to be all business. This sign in a dentist's office proves that point: "Be True to Your Teeth, or They Will Be False to You." -- James Wertz

Becoming more organized:
My friend’s husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.

When I popped in one evening to see how he was managing, he crowed, "I made a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the kitchen floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath."

I was about to concede that perhaps he was a better manager than his wife, when he added sheepishly, "When I was making the chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking the beaters out of the bowl, so I had to do all the rest." -- Mary I. Costain

Drinking lessI was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order. I approached the bartender. "Have you ever heard of a drink called 'Seven Young Blondes'?" I asked. He admitted he'd never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up. Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and tell the patron that he'd be happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him. "Sir," I asked the customer, "can you tell me what's in that drink?"

He looked at me like I was crazy. "It's wine," he said, pronouncing his words carefully, "Sauvignon blanc." -- Christie Eckels

WHY LAUGH

Why laugh ? And how will it help you ? Here are just three reasons to laugh.... and keep laughing:

It strengthens your immune system.
It makes your cheeks sore.
It actually increases your intellectual performance and boosts information retention.